So we have this steamer at my work. And yes, we use it for steaming. Today I had an epiphany - I realized that in my future life I was a steamstress! I mean, there is just no other explaination for all my feelings when I am steaming garments! I also noticed what an efficient Swiffstress I am (when we close for the day we have to Swiffer the entire floor). Conclusion, if life doesn't work out as I planed it(future husband: Hayden Christensen, future house: Oprah's mansion in Santa Barbara, future body: Demi Moore who?) I will always have a career as a Swiffstress on TV-shop. What would life be without all of these life altering moments?
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