How to be a successfull female college student in Cali

Now this is all based on my very own long term studies on females starting in high school to community colleges and finaly to the very cliquy universities of California. So....... heads up.



- Grinding. You don't have to be good at it, but you have to be very (no exceptions what so ever) willing to grind on any intriguing male trying to make friends with a dance floor.

- The handle. Take it from someone who has tried to convince her best american friends thousands of times, americans do NOT want mixed drinks. Never offer to be the bartender, never offer anything that is not a handle.

- Orange juice. The female college population is not open for suggestions. There is the vodka handle, and there is the O.J chaser. Nothing more, nothing less (cry me a river, aight).

- Making wrist marks. I'm not encouranging you to slit your wrist. But to actually evaluate last night, making a mark with a pen on your wrist for every shot you force into your mouth is not a choice. It's standard.

For the ultimate successfull night out in a California college town, get in a cat fight. There is nothing like good sorority kitty drama.... eeekkk!