1. I'm pretty sure my first love still doesn't understand his looks are hotter than his socially retarded personality... oh I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?!?! No way.
2. To be honest, I still can't get parts of my pedicure off.... and it was done in September.
3. If I ever grow up and become a strong, independent woman (my mother taught me this is the peak of womanhood) I want to adopt a child from Africa. Brangelina what?
4. I feel bad (like, really, really, pathetically really bad) for people who don't know their own parents first language.....
5. The bikini I bought today is baby pink. Shawty whadaaaap!
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