In other words, I admit I don't have the tightest butt on earth. (This due to my lack of commitment to physical education all through... well, that would be my entire life. But really though, my only guess for why I got the grade B in P.E. last year of high school when I actually only showed up for five classes during the whole year, was because I was dating a guy from the soccer team. Talk about fitting riiiiight in.)
MOVING ON. Anyways, my co-worker Chun-Moi was astonished when I did my best to improvise Ludacris' music video "How Low" wearing this Jell-O creation.
"Giiiiiirl, if you go to Oakland looking like that, you will have guys drooling all over you!"
There is a God.
I guess I'm going home to pack my bags and moving to Oakland.
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