Where you at girlfriend?

I don't understand why anyone would ever watch the swedish version of Paradise Hotel? It's sooooo low key compared to the Danish Paradise Hotel! In the Danish one not only is their hotel a step up from that carpet trash those poor swedes room in, but the couples ceremony is TIGHT. And I think I do have a point when I say that I can't even remember what happened in the Danish episodes after seeing the hostess outfits and crazy hairdos. I just want to BE HER. But hey, don't judge me now, nothing is as bad as watching Je.. Jers... Jersey... (S)HORE...

Here are some more awesome outfits on some deleriously awesome characters from GG.