How is that even possible?

I must have some kind of sick self-distance disease. Not a day passes by without me finding whatever I just did a second ago COMPLEATLY retarded. It's like I'm bullying myself. If there was another set of me I would definitly pick on that person at any given time. I log on to my blog and I feel bad for the people who take me seriously. I look at my blog picture and feel bad for the people who don't think that I look like I'm taking a crap. I read the words of my recent posts and find them so extreamly boring they are somewhat funny. I'm an alien.


Definition of the Good Life