Me and Grace want chines food. We get in her car and go down College Ave. Suddenly we are in Oakland. We lock the doors. We pull the breaks in Chinatown, Oakland, where the menus and street signs are all in Chines.
We order food. The woman doesn't give us fortune cookies. How can anyone eat chines without a fortune cookie? And then... we discovered she gave us forks. Fucking FORKS. Do I look retarded? No. Is Grace asian? Yes. Then don't fucking give us forks.
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