FYI this is TMI

I have a golf club next to my bed. Mainly because of these two reasons.

- One, it protects me from demons at night.
- Two, it comes in handy when I want to turn of the night next to my bed. Most of the time I'm lazy and don't want to bend down and press the button, which is located on the floor. No, instead I use the club to gently wack, smack and attack the button to turn of the light.

Taa-daa, the light is off and the demons are gone.