Don't tell me you one of those "funny people"

It's not even 7 pm and have to admit that I HAVE DONE NOTHING PRODICTIVE today (tanning, going through the sales rack at Urban & Outfitters, or buying a delicious tuna sandwich doesn't count) and I am... wait for it... wait for it.. utterly bored. My friend Emilio invited me to come to SF to get drunk because he's done with finals, but I just have to say(!!!) SF is so franciscan sketch when it's dark. And to be honest I can think of better things to do than getting drunk right now. Like eating another pack of ginger thins and feel like a fatty times two. Who's with me?